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ken age 63

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Two blokes went sking,(both the same nationality)one said to the other,what do we do,zig zag or zag zig,the other one said i dont know ask that chap over there,so he go's over and says,excuse me mate, when we go down the slop, do we zig zag or zag zig,the bloke says,i dont know im a TOBOGGANIST,so the first bloke says,sorry mate,then just gives twenty benson and hedges, (its the way that i tell em,)

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ken
seen as tho you called me a lunatic on another thread i will tell you that joke is rubbish lol

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your supposed to comment on how bad kens joke was dave,

never mind, welcome new member dave north....



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ken age 63

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welcome Dave north,and thank you for injoying my joke,and not lowering your self to norm and scouse lee's standard,just injoy the forum,and watch out for those two and many others,which i wont mention, you will soon find out, ha ha ha

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ken stopchanging the subject that be be one of the wost jokes on here eeevvvvvveeeerrrrr

lol

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ken age 63

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quiz for NORM second word is OFF,WHAT WAS THE FIRST??? HA HA

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Ken you've got to admit that joke is rubbish

and just go back a read it!

the bit that says "when we go down the slop"

so keep off the veno and give us some decent jokes [:D]

and no more SLOP

ok i'm off before you say it lol [:D][:D]


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ken age 63

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Teepee,it depends on the nationality,weather you go down the SLOP or the slope,lol give me a brake i only type with one finger and half a brain,(the other half is pickled in red wine or gin and tonic,hic hic hic,

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yeah one finger one thumb (is just enough to give your girl a treat)

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