YOU'RE having a bad day??

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Newt

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This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Aw, come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I realized I had forgotten my wallet in it.

At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was just ready to end to my life, and then YOU show up and drink all my poison!"


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very thought provoking Newt.

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Same bar,
Theres a truck driver eating his dinner at that ,in walks 3 hells angels & sit down at his table the 1st pinches his chips of his plate.starts eating them , another drink's his coffee , the 3 rd eats his apple pie.
The truck driver gets up say's nothing pay's his bill &walk's out. they shout to the bar tender not much of a man was he .
The bar tender say's nah not much of a driver either just drove over 3 motor cycles parked outside.

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Larry

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Same bar a little fellow sat on a bar stool having a beer,in walks the local Karate champion
, He decides the little fellow would be an ideal victim for his showing off so he's does a karate chop on him & walks out , & say's tell him when he wakes up that was a no-4 yamagoto chop. the same happened thing for next 2 nights running naming various no 's for moves to say when wakes up.
Any way the 4th night comes & the karate champion comes in looking for his victim he not there so he orders a beer & sits down at the bar ,at that the little fellow walks in & gives him a chop across the back of the neck he falls on the floor spark out.
& the litle fellows say's on his way out tell when he wakes up that was a no-6 pipewrench

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