Heres one for you
A copper on a horse stops a kid riding his bike down the street & says
"Hello son did santa bring you that bike for xmas then?"
Kid says
"yep its good init?"
Copper
"yes it is son but maybe next time santa will remember to bring you the cycle helmet to go with it"
The kid looks up at the copper & says
"maybe next time santa comes to you he'll remember to put the pr*** underneath the horse"
(i've got a strange feeling i'm gonna be moderated)
Alan
You've just been moderated