A copper on a horse stops a kid riding his bike down the street & says
"Hello son did santa bring you that bike for xmas then?"
"yep its good init?"
"yes it is son but maybe next time santa will remember to bring you the cycle helmet to go with it"
The kid looks up at the copper & says
"maybe next time santa comes to you he'll remember to put the pr*** underneath the horse"
(i've got a strange feeling i'm gonna be moderated)
Alan, it's not as near to the knuckle as this one that was put on the Jokes page tonight:
Two gay men were visiting the zoo. As they passed the gorilla cage, they were surprised to see the gorilla sitting there with a huge erection. One of the men became so twitterpated that he couldn't contain himself. So he decides to reach in and touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, jerks him into the cage, slams him to the floor and screws him senseless, leaving him there dazed and bleeding. A few days later in the hospital, his friend comes to visit and asks him if it still hurts. "Hurt? Hurt? You bet I'm hurt! He hasn't called, he hasn't written
I've had to remove it as ICRA would have my b#lls if they got wind of it on the site