Your Jokes
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Hi Jenni,
All the jokes are submitted by visitors to the site, admittedly a few are a bit corny but they must have been funny at the time
. Don't forget though that all age groups can post to the jokes page, so some jokes may appeal to some age groups more than others.
Here's a shortcut to the Jokes page Click Here
Regards, Dave
Edited by - Dave on 01 Oct 2001 10:42:31 PM
All the jokes are submitted by visitors to the site, admittedly a few are a bit corny but they must have been funny at the time
Here's a shortcut to the Jokes page Click Here
Regards, Dave
Edited by - Dave on 01 Oct 2001 10:42:31 PM
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LOL
Thats why she made the post mate cos she's fed up of hearing all your old jokes!
(saying that what can she expect from the old man eh?)
Alan
insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over
PS heres another idea to improve the forums:
Sack Dave & hire me as a modd
...I'll be good honest
..like hell i will.
Edited by - Trogg on 14 Oct 2001 6:41:59 PM
Thats why she made the post mate cos she's fed up of hearing all your old jokes!
(saying that what can she expect from the old man eh?)
Alan
insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over
PS heres another idea to improve the forums:
Sack Dave & hire me as a modd
Edited by - Trogg on 14 Oct 2001 6:41:59 PM
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Heres one for you
A copper on a horse stops a kid riding his bike down the street & says
"Hello son did santa bring you that bike for xmas then?"
Kid says
"yep its good init?"
Copper
"yes it is son but maybe next time santa will remember to bring you the cycle helmet to go with it"
The kid looks up at the copper & says
"maybe next time santa comes to you he'll remember to put the pr*** underneath the horse"
(i've got a strange feeling i'm gonna be moderated)
Alan
You've just been moderated
A copper on a horse stops a kid riding his bike down the street & says
"Hello son did santa bring you that bike for xmas then?"
Kid says
"yep its good init?"
Copper
"yes it is son but maybe next time santa will remember to bring you the cycle helmet to go with it"
The kid looks up at the copper & says
"maybe next time santa comes to you he'll remember to put the pr*** underneath the horse"
(i've got a strange feeling i'm gonna be moderated)
Alan
You've just been moderated
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Alan, it's not as near to the knuckle as this one that was put on the Jokes page tonight:
Two gay men were visiting the zoo. As they passed the gorilla cage, they were surprised to see the gorilla sitting there with a huge erection. One of the men became so twitterpated that he couldn't contain himself. So he decides to reach in and touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, jerks him into the cage, slams him to the floor and screws him senseless, leaving him there dazed and bleeding. A few days later in the hospital, his friend comes to visit and asks him if it still hurts. "Hurt? Hurt? You bet I'm hurt! He hasn't called, he hasn't written
I've had to remove it as ICRA would have my b#lls if they got wind of it on the site
Dave
Two gay men were visiting the zoo. As they passed the gorilla cage, they were surprised to see the gorilla sitting there with a huge erection. One of the men became so twitterpated that he couldn't contain himself. So he decides to reach in and touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, jerks him into the cage, slams him to the floor and screws him senseless, leaving him there dazed and bleeding. A few days later in the hospital, his friend comes to visit and asks him if it still hurts. "Hurt? Hurt? You bet I'm hurt! He hasn't called, he hasn't written
I've had to remove it as ICRA would have my b#lls if they got wind of it on the site
Dave
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