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zhorian

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article in Daily Mail says 'super-size rats shot in yorkshire' - blessed things two and a half foot long ! what the heck have they got in yorkshire to make 'em grow that big ? is this the start of a giant rat mutation invasion ? ......., eek .... or is the Daily Wail pulling my leg ?
 

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You think that's big you should see the size of my ferrets, and don't even ask about my whippet which is bigger than most Blackpool donkeys.........no, no, I said don't even ask about it!
 

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they are probley gerbils ...thats cleggys fault he was breading them for bait to use in the roses match this year[:D][:D]
 

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Breaded Gerbils? How do they taste and are they grilled or deep fried?
 

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Originally posted by SteveH

Breaded Gerbils? How do they taste and are they grilled or deep fried?

probley like chicken[:D][:D][:D] everything else dose
 

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That one the Guy shot was a baby...should see the size of it's mother!
 

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they might be Coypu,s get those round norfolk,tho
 

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Look like big fat rats to me ---->>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3102460/Invasion-of-the-giant-rats-in-Bradford.html
 

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says they leave droppings on someones cooker, wonder if they are monster logs?
 

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Originally posted by zhorian

article in Daily Mail says 'super-size rats shot in yorkshire' - blessed things two and a half foot long ! what the heck have they got in yorkshire to make 'em grow that big ? .......
That's call Yorkshiremen
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I believe they feed on waste food from takeaways, namely special fried rice and chicken with cashew nuts [:p]
 

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Originally posted by Dave

I believe they feed on waste food from takeaways, namely special fried rice and chicken with cashew nuts [:p]
Chicken[:0]You having a bloody laugh[:0]In darkside Yorkshire,they are most likely cats and dogs[:p]
 

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That's why they put the nuts with them to sweeten the taste lol
 

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they are probley gerbils ...thats cleggys fault he was breading them for bait to use in the roses match this year






That's blown it, next years secret bait for the Roses Match have escaped and even one of 'em has been shot.
I'll have to train some more up now.[:D][:D]





It could only happen in Ravenscliffe Estate "Rayvo", Bradfords answer to "Gipton" (Leeds), Brandesburton, (Hull), every major city has one.
 

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What's wrong with Gipton David - they've got a better class of muggers than other places I've been to [:D]
 

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Originally posted by Dave

What's wrong with Gipton David - they've got a better class of muggers than other places I've been to [:D]

There was a time when Taxis wouldn't go into Gipton estate.

Whilst changing a punctured wheel, a "local" came over and said if your 'avin t'wheels, I'm 'avin t'battery. [:D][:D]


Nowt wrong wi' Gipton Dave as long as you pass by it real quick.(and don't get out of your car).[:D][:D]
 

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Nah, you're going soft lad, there's a lot worse than Gipton out there, trust me I've worked in some, places where two need to go to a job - one to look after the vehicle. Another where the local scrotes place nails under two of your tyres so you have to leave the vehicle to get the tyres fixed, meanwhile they blag it of tools etc.
Then there's the 'Zoo' where buses, taxis, even the police stopped going into at one time [:)]
 

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Originally posted by davidsenior
It could only happen in Ravenscliffe Estate "Rayvo", Bradfords answer to "Gipton" (Leeds), Brandesburton, (Hull), every major city has one.

Brandesburton ???

Wash your keyboard out with soap, Cleggy !

Brandesburton is a lovely little village twixt Leven and Beeford !

BRANSHOLME is rough as a coypu's bum.

And as for Orchard Park, well this is quite a useful and amusing site for further information ...

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/category/worst-places-to-live-in-north-east-england/north-humberside/
[:D][;)]
 
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Halton Moor in Leeds.[:p]

Its gotta be Halton Moor.[;)]

Theres nothing quite like watching the sun rise, and make the broken glass sparkle, like diamonds and rubys (the bloodstained glass).

5000 to anyone who sees a copper on his own there. [;)]


Steak.
 
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