Yank on a train!!!

Geoff P

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Dec 2, 2001
In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating
the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little
Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied,
“How very sporting of your mother!”


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Aug 12, 2010
On the same vein

During the war a young French girl was travelling alone on a train that had a corridor with compartments off it when a Gernman officer walked in,locked the door,pulled down the blinds and raped her,when he had finished he said 'In nine months time you will have the baby,it will be a boy and you can call it Adolf after our great and glorious leader',to which she replied 'in four to five weeks time you will have weeping sores on your dick,you can call it what you like but it will be the clap'.