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Wise Owl

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Right i know a few of yers must have Played a Prank or done a dirty Deed on yer workmates, so cmon Fess up :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

The reason i put this thread up is about 25 years ago i was working for a company turning a old building into flats, 4 of the Flats at the front above the site office were taken, one by a very attractive 20 something Blonde, well i was in the back with my Labourer he was mixing up, stick and Bike cog then, when the Gaffers son a right little grass daddies boy came to see if my labourer would help him upstairs with a wardrobe for the said girls flat, him being Busy i said i will help ya while he gets the mix sorted. Once in the bedroom where the Wardrobe was going i saw a Pair of thigh length Leather boots, with that i Grabbed one dropped me Kegs and said here pull this whilst i sniff this Boot :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: He was Gone faster than a Druggies Giro :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: well tonight he rang me 25 years later wanting me to work for him, i think he might have Forgot (y)
 

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We used to entertain ourselves at the expense of one particular foreman. He was a right #### hole. On the outside of his site office / cabin was a bell linked to the site telephone. When he was 30 - 40 metres away from his office we would phone the site office with our mobile. He would dutifully run to the office trying to get to the phone. Yep, youve guessed it, we would then hang up. We did this at random intervals through the day / week. It was good fun and the idiot was never bright enough to cotton on.
 

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Once changed the gaffas powdered milk for powdered mash potato , also left him a note with twycross zoo's phone number to speak to a mr g raff , just a couple of things over the time I worked there
 

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We have a fat sweaty sock and while he was bent over I poured some pva glue down his crack. Looked like dried man fat after a hour. We where hoping he’d have an accident that day and need hospital. Would have been nice to see him explain it.
 

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Once while showing an apprentice how to make a stool o got him to build it around a pillar. He was very confused.
 

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Mr Owl, a question for you about what people get up to when plastering, do you listen to music whilst plastering, if so, do you have a radio ? The reason I ask is a mate was telling me of a video he watched, he said the girl ended up with a face like a plasterers radio, just wondering if there is a specific "plasterers" radio as my mate said the video was great.
 

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Must have been a Porno and the girls faces had some sort of splashes on it ;) ;) or her make up was Plastered on.
 
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I was talking with Jnr yesterday about how people nowadays get so Upset at the slightest thing, i cant imagine em on a site, they would be in Floods of tears within minutes. No its not a bullying thing but the stuff ya hear or get called would be too much for most Snowflakes.
 

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Yesterday Jnr said summat to one of the Joiners and the reply was Dont get like yer Dad ya little skinny F*cktard :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

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Must have been a Porno and the girls faces had some sort of splashes on it ;) ;) or her make up was Plastered on.
Think it was a cookery programe, making a halloween cake I think as he mentioned a boo cake.
 

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I started out life as a motor mechanic and we used to play pranks on the new apprentices. We’d tell them a boot seal was leaking on a small saloon car and that they needed to get inside while we poured water over it. We’d then drive it as if we’d robbed a bank on a windy bumpy road for twenty minutes. They were white as a sheet when we let them out.

We once left a lad in a boot and forgot about him for six hours. Bit mean but very funny.
 

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Into the ladies loo and put clingfilm over the pan then put seat down and unscrew the lightbulb a bit so it's darkish in there.
Wait for the dragon to go in then wait to hear the response.
 

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Old fella that used to work at Cammell Laird shipyard told me a tale once. All the toilets were cubicles but shared a long continuous plank, with holes in. Obviously the drain continued underneath each cubicle. One day, the apprentice got his own back when all the lads were sitting on the bog, reading their newspapers. He made a paper sailboat, set light to it & sent it down the drain, passing under each cubicle. You can imagine the uproar.
 

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We had a problem on the fair one summer, someone was nicking cans of pop that were left in the shade for when needed, we were all keeping an eye out but nobody was ever seen nicking one.

One of the guys (Squeek) decided he had had enough and was fed up of losing his cans so he bought three out with him, he hid two between the wheels of the lorry and took the thrid inside the back, when he came out a few seconds later he was griinning like a chesire cat and holding the can with his finger tips.

He went and "hid" it under the dodgem steps, winked at me and Corns then went off to do his jobs..... a few minutes later we hear a load of swearing and go around the corner to find one of the Bristol boys with the can in his hands, both of them...turns out Squeek had painted the bloody thing with superglue this divvy had picked it up, realised his one hand was stuck to it and tried to use his other hand to pull it off :D

After some "gafflad questioning" he agreed to pack up, leave the gaff and never return or he'd be stripped then greased and graphited with special attention being paid to certain parts of his anatomy using a long hose grease gun!
 
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