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Nothing looks worse than a hairpiece worn by a bloke for the sake of vanity!
Or a Bobby Charlton comb-over, for that matter. IMHO, of course.
I used to work with a guy in his 30's who was rapidly balding. When he got to the stage of looking like a tonsured monk, he bought a wig - grey, to match his own hair. Unfortunately, he was a heavy smoker, and the wig soon took on a tobacco hue.
He looked as though he had a dead ginger hamster perched on his head.
It was a vast improvement when he finally threw the the thing away. Not only that, he succeeded in pulling the best looking girl in the office.
My father-in-law was of the comb-over persuasion.
He grew one luxurious sideburn which was plastered over his pate, and this was held in position by a great swath of hair which originated at the nape of his neck and was then combed forward until it created a fringe. His head looked like an ice cream sundae.
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Or a Bobby Charlton comb-over, for that matter. IMHO, of course.
I used to work with a guy in his 30's who was rapidly balding. When he got to the stage of looking like a tonsured monk, he bought a wig - grey, to match his own hair. Unfortunately, he was a heavy smoker, and the wig soon took on a tobacco hue.
He looked as though he had a dead ginger hamster perched on his head.
It was a vast improvement when he finally threw the the thing away. Not only that, he succeeded in pulling the best looking girl in the office.
My father-in-law was of the comb-over persuasion.
He grew one luxurious sideburn which was plastered over his pate, and this was held in position by a great swath of hair which originated at the nape of his neck and was then combed forward until it created a fringe. His head looked like an ice cream sundae.
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Originally posted by Marvin Waggler
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Shave it off mate, down to the knuckle and just run your razor over it every other day. At first you will think your head resembles a novelty dildo but you soon get used to it and the abuse thrown at you.[:T]
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Originally posted by Godber
Originally posted by Marvin Waggler
Have a word with GODBER[
Shave it off mate, down to the knuckle and just run your razor over it every other day. At first you will think your head resembles a novelty dildo but you soon get used to it and the abuse thrown at you.[:T]
PMSL, in stitches here mate[
][][]This has got to be a wind-up Paul, don't think that you're the type to be wearing a syrup[:0] just think of the stick that you will get from Arky,tel, wokkie and Breamie[}
][}]they will be having a competition, "first to spot the join"[][]and just think if you have a bad cast and hook into it[:0] LOLTake Godbers advice mate and shave it all off and get a cap[:T][:T][:T]
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Originally posted by Godber
Originally posted by Marvin Waggler
Have a word with GODBER[
Shave it off mate, down to the knuckle and just run your razor over it every other day. At first you will think your head resembles a novelty dildo but you soon get used to it and the abuse thrown at you.[:T]
Is that where the term Dickead springs from Godber. [
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This thread is baldist and as such it should be removed at once.Many of us are deeply offended by the baldism shown in many of the threads on this site and I call on all of those who are sporting more hair on their ar$e than on their heads to band together and make their voices heard in protest. There are plenty of gingers out there who we could laugh at without resorting to cheap shots at us slapheads.
Me[:0]Will I do things like that to Paul apart from helping himOriginally posted by roachie
...This has got to be a wind-up Paul, don't think that you're the type to be wearing a syrup[:0] just think of the stick that you will get from Arky,tel, wokkie and Breamie[}
Here you go Paul.....[:T]
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Drain clogged with what once was your hairline? Friends complaining about the reflection off your scalp? Women observing, "He's awfully cute ... too bad he's losing his hair"? ******. Skin is in, so take pride in your pate.[:T]
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Originally posted by wokkie
Me[:0]Will I do things like that to Paul apart from helping himOriginally posted by roachie
...This has got to be a wind-up Paul, don't think that you're the type to be wearing a syrup[:0] just think of the stick that you will get from Arky,tel, wokkie and Breamie[}
Here you go Paul.....[:T]
Very fetching paul,nip into the Littleton like that and you might pull [
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