who is Jack schitt ??

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Who is Jack Schitt? Question


Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don`t know Jack Schitt.

Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt.

Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married O.Schitt the owner of Needeep N
Schitt inc. They had one son, in turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and
the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school drop out. However after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The ****t-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt the
prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy
with his Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "you don`t know Jack Schitt" you can correct
them........
 
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