when jane met tarzan

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evolution

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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,







she was attracted to him and, during her

questions about his life, she asked him

how he had s Ex.

"Tarzan not know s Ex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what s Ex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh .... Tarzan use

knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have

it all wrong, but I will show you how

to do it properly."

She took off her clothing, and lay down on the ground.

"Here," she said, pointing to her privates,

"you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually, she managed to gasp for air, and screamed,

"What did you do that for?!"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
 

Thom

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LMAO [:D]

I doubt this part of the forum is the place but that was entertaining!

Besides, it was relatively neutral [:p]
 
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