What would you BAN

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hookit

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This is a bit of fun as the ban on fox hunting was brought up. We seem in the grips of a ban culture in much the same way as we are in the US claim culture.
Well, here goes I would ban people from playing loud music, chemical pest control and fertiliser (not horse muck or any organic product), 24 TV, barking dogs, swearing in public and number 1 must be religion. I will now take cover behind my sandbags and put on my steel helmet.
 

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Loud music when played outdoors, 24/7 news programmes, supermarkets (bring back the local shops)
 

Medussa

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Stupid posts on great forums (just joking) lol

I would ban work that way I could fish 6 days a week and on the other day get my bait.[:D]
 

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people who hog the middle and right hand lanes on the motorway....

It should be illegal to be undertook not the other way round.
 

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Speed cameras ....only joking...

somehow ban breeding of the underclass...a sort of crime, tax burden reduction programme.
 

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How about people who own a pole.....make my day and make a carp angler smile....LMAO
 

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I would like to ban my neighbour's son (who I should add be at work earning a crust and not poncing off the tax payer) from owning a HiFi and playing silly West Coast rap music
 

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Ban politicians in general,they are all a bunch of useless d******ors! whoops,did i just swear in public?[;)]
 

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Yoghurt, mild curries, flat beer, skinny women, Jeremy Clarkson and all the rest of the arogant w****r club, MAP fishing products, supermarkets, stores and garages that dont supply toilet facilities and tree surgeons.
 

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OK Barry,i agree with everything apart from skinny women and supermarkets but im bewildered as to why you would like to ban tree surgeons? [:D]
 

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Originally posted by Enigma

How about people who own a pole.....make my day and make a carp angler smile....LMAO
How about Banning Carp anglers an bivvy brigade [:p][:)]
An making pole anglers smile[;)] [:D][:D][:D]
 

BARRYBLOKE

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Tree surgeons are orrible people Simon. I went up to one last week and told him me foot hurt and he didnt give a monkeys.
I dont know what the national health pay them for mate.
Lording it around with their "I can drive a chain saw , nur nee nur nee nur nur" attitudes. Ban em.
 

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Originally posted by BARRYBLOKE

Yoghurt
[:D][:D] Why not go mad and outlaw all dairy produce!! [:0]

I'd ban people from painting their house a stupid colour.
 

hookit

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Originally posted by Enigma

I would like to ban my neighbour's son (who I should add be at work earning a crust and not poncing off the tax payer) from owning a HiFi and playing silly West Coast rap music

I do not have an issue with those out of work who are out looking for work. But the lazy sods that can work and will not gets my goat up.
I would make them sweep the streets or other work in the community if not hey no money.
 

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Originally posted by groundhog

Originally posted by Enigma

How about people who own a pole.....make my day and make a carp angler smile....LMAO
How about Banning Carp anglers an bivvy brigade [:p][:)]
An making pole anglers smile[;)] [:D][:D][:D]
Since you cant have it both ways in order to be fair it would have to be first come first served... so

Bye Bye Box Brigade [:p][:D][:D]
 

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I would ban all those who enter this country but want to live by the laws of their native country, including language.
 
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i would ban all vehicles that cannot reach 50 mph hang on i cant reach that going to have to re think that one
anyway i would ban the bivvy brigade drives me bad such a pleasent day then bleep bleep bleep!!!!!! grrrr lol
and i would ban pizza so unhealthy and makes you fat not good for health and what they are doing at the moment smoking such a good rule i can breath again lol
 
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