confused is what i am, white most of the year,then two weeks in the summer i go brown followed by weeks of fading to yellow,then white again in the autumn apart from my right forearm which stays brown,i thing i need to lie down now
Me Dad's white and me Mother's from Mauritius which presumably makes me mixed race. Every time I go on holiday, the locals will always speak to me in their languge. So far I've been mistaken for... Tunisian, Portuguese, Spanish, Greek. My father-in-law has a quaint expression that "I've got a bit of the tar-brush about me!"