Wench is not speaking to me

[Whisker]

Still frosty in the kitchen...? ?

 

[Dave Spence]

Become a lesbian then it's not a problem ?

Where is Lesbia??

 

[tipitinmick]

I wore my missus down years ago. I think she thinks that I’m not worth shouting at now. Must admit, I have done the freezer trick a couple of times myself. And of course we have all had escapee maggots out of our family fridges haven’t we ? ???

 

[ae111sr]

I get enough grief as it is so thank goodness I don't have a bait fridge

 

[warrington63]

Well that's a bummer!

That's what @The Landlord said

 

[warrington63]

all sorted now,

defrosted, wiped and cleaned out, food reput back in and on fast freeze

bait back in my freezer

and dinners on cooking,

She having a dinner and you on take away ?

 

[mickthechippy]

She having a dinner and you on take away ?

she aint back yet, I cooked a casserole, if she wont eat it me and the dog will

 

[dry nets]

I’m off work with a broken collarbone and the wife brought some paint and a brush today. I thought nice, she’ll be out the way while I watch the tour. Then she asked “when do you think you’ll finish”
Garage door, side door and window. Patio doors on shed. Facings and gutters. Then two downstairs windows and three upstairs.
I’m having a plate fitted on Wednesday

 

[Arry]

I'd have two words for that

 

[sly]

yes dear

 

[endpeg]

Fook off!

 

[Dave]

They're so full of compassion lol

 

[Arry]

Fook off!

That's the bunnies

 

[breadflake]

Is she your physio as well as your wife dry nets

 

[RedhillPhil]

I get saved by the freezerater having a loud alarm that goes off if the door isn't closed properly.
"Situations" are bloody annoying. One thing about my late wife is that being a proper artist she had a volcanic temper. One bloody good shouting match and it was all sorted - whatever it was. Luscious lady friend is a sulker. I don't do sulking.

 

[emmaemma]

I'm only surprised that you are surprised at the consequences.......

 

[rd115]

Ahh the silent treatment, out gert has figured out that i enjoy the silent treatment so i don't get it often now

 

[Markywhizz]

If I put food anywhere near my bait fridge I would be in serious trouble. I can kind of understand it. I bet she wasn’t happy about that food then going back into the freezer as well.

 

[warrington63]

Ahh the silent treatment, out gert has figured out that i enjoy the silent treatment so i don't get it often now

I always wondered why women thought that giving you the silent treatment was punishment.

 

[rudd]

Get rid ?

Its a bosch and cost him £300 nicker, why throw it away?