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RedhillPhil

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There used to be a joke doing the rounds some forty odd years ago which went

"Doctor, I'm having trouble getting and keeping it up. Is there anything that I can take?"
"These pills. Take one thirty minutes before you want to enter the perfumed cat but swallow it quickly or you'll get a stiff neck".

Who would have thought that it would happen - although the original use wasn't to stiffen one's resolve.

My luscious lady friend (band 7 clinical nurse specialist) tells me that something like 40% of over 40s experience difficulties with the percentage rising with age. It's nothing to be ashamed of chaps.
 

Tristar

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I take one every night, it stops me rolling out of bed, I take half in the morning it stops me dribbling on my shoes.

Tim Henman takes them, he could never get past a semi.
 

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The most cringe worthy thing I have seen was a 60 something bloke say to the young lady at the chemist, was him pointing at the viagra and announcing he didnt have a need for that! She went scarlet and I hid my mouth in my t shirt. Poor lass she had no idea how to respond
 

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Just wondering, but if I mixed ground up viagra with my pole lubricant, would it make my pole stiffer 🤔
 

kevin o connor

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The most cringe worthy thing I have seen was a 60 something bloke say to the young lady at the chemist, was him pointing at the viagra and announcing he didnt have a need for that! She went scarlet and I hid my mouth in my t shirt. Poor lass she had no idea how to respond
I have a daughter who is a nurse and she had a similar incident with an old codger ! She looked him straight in he eye and said , " I don't doubt it ! No woman in her right mind would let you near her ! "
 
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