Unbelievely Poor Jokes

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Stephen

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Q: What position do ghosts play in football teams?
A: Ghoulkeepers

Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A: Because they hate ironing.

Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate.

Q: What sits in a pram and wobbles?
A: A jellybaby.

Q: What do you have to know before you can start training a pet?
A: More than the pet.

Q: How do you stop your dog barking in the back of your car?
A: Put it in the front.

Q: What is black, floats on water and swears?
A: Crude oil.

Q: What do you call the place where sick fairies go?
A: The elf centre.

Q: Did you hear about the Irish jellyfish?
A: It set.
 

whitespringsboy

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Why do elephants paint the underneath of their feet yellow

they do this so they can hide upside down in a tank of custard







=have you ever seen an upside down elephant in a tank of custard

thats how good the disguise is?
 
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