this ud be my bad luck

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Larry

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A prisoner, of 15 years, escapes from prison.
After running away, he finds a house and breaks in
looking for money, jewels, and guns, but instead, finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair.
While tying the girl up on the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While in there, the husband
tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a long time in prison and hasn't been with a
woman in years! I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, let him do what he wants.
This guy could be dangerous, if he gets angry, he might kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you!"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck you dope, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay and he finds you very sexy, and he
asked me if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love
you too..."



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PoleRoller2003

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good 1 larry 1 of the best you have put on here


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LOL! [:D][:D][:D]

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[:D][:D][:D]LOL[:D][:D][:D][:D]

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ken age 63

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l.o.l could be worse, could have dropped the vaseline in the grit,

A river is water in its loveliest form ;;
 
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