The ventrilquist

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kevin o connor

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A ventriloquist is on holiday in a little rural village and one day he is talking to a local farmer and decides to have a bit of fun.
He asks the farmer can he talk to his dog and the farmer replies, My dog can't talk but you can try if you like. The ventriloquist says to the dog , how does your owner treat you. So the dog replies ,not bad, he lets me sleep in the warm kitchen in the winter, takes me for walks and feeds me well. I have no complaints. The farmer is stunned. The ventriloquist asks can he speak to the horse and again the farmer says, my horse can't talk, but you can try if you like. The ventriloquist asks the horse, how does your owner treat you. The horse replies, not bad, he takes me out riding every Sunday in the summer and in the winter lets me sleep in the barn and feeds me well. I have no complaints. Once again the farmer is stunned. Now the ventriloquist says ,can I talk to the sheep and the farmer says. You can if you want ,but they are f----ng lier's.[:H][:H]
 
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