Sunday

[stephenk]

Modelled on some skinny yuppie somewhere lol

Got a refund, no messing. Onwards with the quest

I have a similar issue with my "athletes" calf muscles - got some aigle neoprene lined from decathlon - not cheap but very good.

 

[Dave]

Hello Dave, I know you are a sensitive type of chap so I will put this gently and politely. YOUR FAT! YOUR FAT! YOUR FAT!

I'll have you know my missus thinks I'm a fine figure of a man - be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Dave]

The reason I have big calfs and broad feet is from carrying you lot too much

I have the same problem with my thighs when it comes to buying trousers and jeans, I have to buy a bigger waist to get them to fit

 

[mickthechippy]

The reason I have big calfs and broad feet is from carrying you lot too much

I have the same problem with my thighs when it comes to buying trousers and jeans, I have to buy a bigger waist to get them to fit

weight of that wallet squidging you down from the waist hieght !

 

[Wise Owl]

weight of that wallet squidging you down from the waist hieght !

I think he's got a Arkwrights Money belt an all ya know

 

[Dave]

weight of that wallet squidging you down from the waist hieght !

That's my excuse for my vertically challenged posture

 

[RedhillPhil]

Aaaaaargh. My eyes, my eyes!

 

[62tucker]

Seeland. Best wellies I have owned.
And come in a stumpy version for little legs

 

[genesis]

Been in the garden this morning digging some well rotted manure into my raised borders and getting them ready for when my tomato plants arrive end of March. Never grown them outdoors before but giving them a go.

 

[Keith Sparky]

Been for a walk starting and ending from our house per the Welsh restrictions and bored bored bored of not being able to even drive locally up the Wye valley for a change of scenery.......Will probably tie another 346 pole rigs, 8678 hooklengths and count the number of stotz I have this afternoon.........

 

[Pompous git]

Still cheer up Dave, having little legs makes yer dick look big.

Always happy to help...

 

[H T B]

Just got back from early morning pest control duties on the lakes. Nice full english on the go now, then clean the gun down and watch the rest of today roll by. Happy days.

How many Eastern Europeans did you shoot?

 

[spanky]

 

[Dave Spence]

I've just had a look at my river. First time I have been able to get to it since we first moved in. It has resembled the Trent in a wet January for the last 6 weeks.

 

[Dave]

Have you got the fishing rights Dave?

If so do you know what's in there?

 

[Dave Spence]

Have you got the fishing rights Dave?

If so do you know what's in there?

I own the bank but I don't know about the fishing rights. I doubt that anyone would bother me if I am fishing in my garden. I don't know what's in it but it flows into a salmon trout river.

 

[Markywhizz]

The reason I have big calfs and broad feet is from carrying you lot too much

I have the same problem with my thighs when it comes to buying trousers and jeans, I have to buy a bigger waist to get them to fit

Do you have problems buying stockings and suspenders @Dave?

 

[Dave]

No, do you Mark ?

 

[Markywhizz]

Average heart rate 153 max 162. I hope you’ve got a good heart!

 

[Markywhizz]

No, do you Mark ?

Yes terrible trouble squeezing into them mate