Stop the world

[Dave Spence]

Bloody scooter riding, bearded, manbag carrying, treehugging, hipster, macrame eating, yoghurt knitting, crochet loving, offended on behalf snowflakes... get reet on me thungas.... go ride yer bloody mopeds and get some wind in yer Manginas... kin eejits...

I wish you would stop beating about the bush Aitch, just say what you mean

 

[Nunachuk]

My mates parents are midgets, they've tried hard but always struggled to put food on the table.

You should go careful Mick, their relatives might have a long reach!

 

[Nunachuk]

What about whine gums then ?

Dave, that's gumist, against those who don't have any gums!

 

[62tucker]

Even Dennis the menace and gnasher are embracing the woke world.

Dennis the Menace's dog Gnasher goes vegan as mutt loves plant-based bangers

EXCLUSIVE: Beano comics have featured meat-munching mutt Gnasher gorging on steaks, sausages and dog food for years, but in the new annual, he takes a fancy to plant-based bangers

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[Dave]

If there's not enough meat content in a sausage Winston won't eat it

He's a dog not a cow

 

[Arry]

Even Dennis the menace and gnasher are embracing the woke world.

Dennis the Menace's dog Gnasher goes vegan as mutt loves plant-based bangers

EXCLUSIVE: Beano comics have featured meat-munching mutt Gnasher gorging on steaks, sausages and dog food for years, but in the new annual, he takes a fancy to plant-based bangers

www.dailystar.co.uk

FFS...

 

[Browner]

I don’t understand plant based “chicken nuggets” and other similar things. Surely there are veggie nuggets? If vegans get distressed over killing animals for food do they approve of the term, ie vegan chicken nuggets?

 

[Arry]

I don’t understand plant based “chicken nuggets” and other similar things. Surely there are veggie nuggets? If vegans get distressed over killing animals for food do they approve of the term, ie vegan chicken nuggets?

Tis a sop for a guilty conscience

 

[Tinca Steve]

What got me mad was when they changed ni g g er s head stone to black ie