Stop the world

[62tucker]

What about ginger snaps.

In fact. Name anything that could get changed in the future.

Black bullets

 

[Arry]

Bloody scooter riding, bearded, manbag carrying, treehugging, hipster, macrame eating, yoghurt knitting, crochet loving, offended on behalf snowflakes... get reet on me thungas.... go ride yer bloody mopeds and get some wind in yer Manginas... kin eejits...

 

[muskrat]

We'll be safe here on GentleSubmerging.com

 

[Browner]

Bloody scooter riding, bearded, manbag carrying, treehugging, hipster, macrame eating, yoghurt knitting, crochet loving, offended on behalf snowflakes... get reet on me thungas.... go ride yer bloody mopeds and get some wind in yer Manginas... kin eejits...

As usual, Arry will get splinters from sitting on the fence about this one.

 

[Lee Richards]

"Bloody scooter riding, bearded, manbag carrying, treehugging, hipster, macrame eating, yoghurt knitting, crochet loving, offended on behalf snowflakes... get reet on me thungas.... go ride yer bloody mopeds and get some wind in yer Manginas... kin eejits."

Arry doing his version of Billy Joel's - we didn't start the fire

 

[stikflote]

Now then Arry leave my manbag alone

 

[Browner]

Am I missing something. How do you knit with yoghurt? I’ve heard of various uses but never knitting?

 

[Arry]

Now then Arry leave my manbag alone

Manbag...??? MANBAG...??? WTF did god give us pockets for...???
Jeezus H Cherist on a bike... what is this world coming to... you'll be telling me you've a beard and a manbun next

 

[Arry]

Am I missing something. How do you knit with yoghurt? I’ve heard of various uses but never knitting?

Practice... bit like nailing jelly to a ceiling and Labour party coming up with a viable fiscal policy...

 

[stikflote]

I do have a beard but aint much chance of a manbun

 

[Browner]

Manbag...??? MANBAG...??? WTF did god give us pockets for...???
Jeezus H Cherist on a bike... what is this world coming to... you'll be telling me you've a beard and a manbun next

Is a rucksack ok?

 

[Arry]

Is a rucksack ok?

Borderline...

 

[Arry]

I do have a beard but aint much chance of a manbun

I'm follicly challenged meself

 

[RedhillPhil]

What am I going to do with that MG Midget that's in my lock up?

 

[Dave]

Rebadge it to a MG Mini

 

[Dave]

Nothing new apparently; this dates back to 2015 in the US....

The 'M' Word

www.lpaonline.org

And 2009....

Who you calling a "midget"?

Little people take a stand against the offensive word -- and a world that thinks it's OK to mock them

www.salon.com

 

[angel]

I can't be doing with all this retrospective editing of the language to appease some academic busybody.
I've no time for this... I have to get down to the garden centre to buy some dwarf conifers.

 

[Dave]

The mini tossing event at the Nag's Head on Friday night has been postponed until common sense returns.

 

[Millers Thumb]

Been re-named mini gems so not to affend the "little people" ffs......apparently 6 out of 7 arnt Happy.!!!!

 

[62tucker]

More serious news. You got to laugh at the wokes.
A Where's Wally advent calendar has been labelled "outrageous" for only including one female character.
But the 29-year-old graphic designer counted 23 men, five objects, three animals but only one woman

Marks & Spencer slammed over 'sexist' Where's Wally advent calendar
Marks & Spencer slammed over 'sexist' Where's Wally advent calendar