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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
 

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your lucky you have some thing to do with this site or you would have been

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i hate having to Read long cr*p jokes with a cr*p ending
 

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The best I could do at that time of night Norm - do you want to see the worst [?][:p]

Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"
The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"
 

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Originally posted by Dave

The best I could do at that time of night Norm - do you want to see the worst [?][:p]

Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table.
One of them spots a whisk and asks: "What's that?"
The other egg looks puzzled and replies: "Beats me"

Dave that joke really cracked me up[:D] it was fowl[:D]
 

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Eggstremely poor Dave, for a man of such Eggsulted stature as yourself, you should be Eggspelled from this Eggcumulation of anglers. I must admit that some of the jokes appear to be going downhill, probably Eggsaserbated by the Eggsesibility of the internet to more people to post poor jokes, I say people should have to take a humour test before Eggsesing the Corner Peg, Eggcept I would of course fail. However I would be prepared to Eggcecute the Eggsecution of such Eggsam, possibly with an Eggstended option.

Nah only jokin, made me crease!

Ill get me coat.
 

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Very good Dave made me laugh...it also reminded me of the time I..........
 
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