My Wifes a real Peach , she's not sweet or anything , just hairy all over
mickthestick Hod job Site Supporter Joined Aug 9, 2004 Messages 5,325 Feb 18, 2021 #2,981 My Wifes a real Peach , she's not sweet or anything , just hairy all over
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 19, 2021 #2,982 NASA have landed a Rover on Mars after a 300million mile voyage. I'm amazed, the one I drove in the 90s could barely make it to Sainsbury's.
NASA have landed a Rover on Mars after a 300million mile voyage. I'm amazed, the one I drove in the 90s could barely make it to Sainsbury's.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 19, 2021 #2,983 When the wife dances, I give her 9.7 On the Richter Scale.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 22, 2021 #2,984 Never go orienteering without a compass... you never know when you might need to draw a circle
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 22, 2021 #2,985 “Alexa, why do I do so terribly with women?” “My name is Siri."
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 25, 2021 #2,986 My wife says and does the nicest things... Just this morning she said, "I'm leaving you and taking the kids."
My wife says and does the nicest things... Just this morning she said, "I'm leaving you and taking the kids."
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 25, 2021 #2,987 As I was holding the door for my wife earlier, she looked at me and said "can't we just buy an umbrella?"
As I was holding the door for my wife earlier, she looked at me and said "can't we just buy an umbrella?"
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Feb 25, 2021 #2,988 For Sale: Teacher's handbook for working from home during the pandemic. Easy terms available.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 2, 2021 #2,989 Butlins are promising their best year of entertainment yet... They must be staying closed.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 2, 2021 #2,990 I just paid for a full hair-cut, conditioner, neck and scalp massage, product, wash, face shave, and then moustache trim and wax... It's the wife's birthday and I thought, "Why not - I'll treat her."
I just paid for a full hair-cut, conditioner, neck and scalp massage, product, wash, face shave, and then moustache trim and wax... It's the wife's birthday and I thought, "Why not - I'll treat her."
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 3, 2021 #2,991 I’ve just raised £12,000 for the NHS... I had to park my car overnight at the hospital.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 4, 2021 #2,992 My wife angrily complained about me always impersonating scousers. So I told her to calm down.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 6, 2021 #2,993 I told my mate that I got kicked in the plums by a bird in a park in Chiswick the other day.P “Turnham Green?” he asked “No,” I replied, “Purple.”
I told my mate that I got kicked in the plums by a bird in a park in Chiswick the other day.P “Turnham Green?” he asked “No,” I replied, “Purple.”
tonerain Regular member Site Supporter Joined Jul 16, 2013 Messages 733 Mar 7, 2021 #2,994 Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 13, 2021 #2,995 The Amazon delivery driver asked me what time it was. "Somewhere between 8 in the morning and 6 at night," I replied.
The Amazon delivery driver asked me what time it was. "Somewhere between 8 in the morning and 6 at night," I replied.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 13, 2021 #2,996 I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 13, 2021 #2,997 I've installed one of those video doorbells... It's amazing what the outside looks like
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 13, 2021 #2,998 I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd run 5 miles a day before I've even had breakfast... Turns out I was right.
I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd run 5 miles a day before I've even had breakfast... Turns out I was right.
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 13, 2021 #2,999 What's the best way to delegate? (Asking for a friend)
spanky Irregular Member Site Supporter Joined Aug 28, 2007 Messages 10,301 Mar 14, 2021 #3,000 If you get an email titled 'I will teach you to read maps backwards', don't open it... It's spam.
