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Scottish football is to start using an upgraded form of goal line technology...

Hawk eye, the new.
 

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My plan to only steal low calorie yogurts from the supermarket is coming along nicely...

It's really taking shape.
 

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London has such a caring community...

I've just seen four homeless people giving each other the COVID vaccine under London Bridge.
 

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I got back from the supermarket and handed my wife the can of peas.

"Canapés!" she said.
 

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My family are worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles...

It's OK though, I know where to draw the line.
 

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I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day...

He's head of quality control at Walkers.
 

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One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar...

Worst baptism ever.
 

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Adolf Hitler and my wife have the same birthday.

It's crazy to think that such a loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler.
 

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Nice to see Lady Gaga singing at the inauguration of her father...

President Gaga.
 

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Fertility is hereditary...

Apparently if your parents didn't have children, chance are, you wont either.
 

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My mate thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at his face.
 

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I've just met a scouser who actually has a job...

I was that impressed that I actually bought a Big Issue off him.
 
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