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I'm not going to be one of those idiots rushing into the Supermarket and buying all the bog rolls , I 've still go hundreds left from the first time
 

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I heard a Woman moaning the other day , "who still doing Hair , Face and Nails . I said the Undertaker , now stop in and stop moaning or he'll be doing yours love
 

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FOR SALE: DeLorean Car.

Good shape, low mileage, only driven from time to time.
 

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It's been difficult organising the World Hide and Seek Championships...

Good players are so hard to find.
 

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As the burglar entered the darkened room, I shone a red dot right between his eyes...

and let the psycho cat do the rest.
 

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I went to the garden centre to buy some compost...

When I saw how expensive it was, I nearly soiled myself.
 

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My doctor said that I should put a bar in my shower to stop me falling over.

But after four double rums I can't even find the soap.
 

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I asked the estate agent if he had any bungalows in my price range. He said he only had houses...

But that's another story.
 

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My Mate Pete is a great Prankster , every time I come home early from work he jumps naked out of the Wardrobe , gets me every time, how he sneaks past the Wife I don't know , Legend
 

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Only got one new year's resolution for 2021...

Try and get out of the house a bit more.
 

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“Two used life jackets and a half inflated dinghy! What kind of Christmas present is that?”

It was at that point I realised she wanted me to get her something from Chanel.
 

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The Wife was angry with me today shouting and bawling , so I put a Towel over Her Shoulders and said , oh look your SUPER angry now , I'll post the Hospital visiting times later
 

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If you've ever wondered how many whiskies it takes before you violate your neighbour's inflatable reindeer...

It's 7.
 
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