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mickthestick

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I can't stop eating Pineapple rings cooked in Batter , the Wife thinks I'm just Frittering my life away
 

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My neighbour spent all day yesterday laying out turf in his front garden. Then last night someone stole it...

He’s back out there now, looking forlorn.
 

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Doctors should not call overweight patients 'chubby' or 'plus-size' because it upsets them...

It's not like they don't have enough on their plate.
 

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My wife's as fit as a fiddle...

albeit one that's been passed around the whole orchestra.
 

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Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts...

Turns out he was the Carroty Kid
 

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If scousers had any sense of irony, every boy born on Merseyside would be christened either Rob or Nick.
 
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