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To give you an idea of how thick and ugly my wife's family are...

She's the best looking and most intelligent.
 

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The Flat Earth Society is officially against the two-meter social distancing policy...

It's pushed some of their members over the edge.
 

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I was looking forward to this tube of Pringles...

What a rip off, only three in it...

and all tennis ball flavoured.
 

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Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day...

Give a woman a fish, and she’ll smell exactly the same as she did beforehand.
 

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I got dragged off to the supermarket yesterday but it gave me the chance to do my good deed for the day,a little old lady was in front of us at the checkout,she had a load of stuff and when the till operator totted it up the old lady was three quid short,I stepped in,it took me ages to put all the stuff back on the shelves.
 

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I’ve decided to dress as a different bread everyday next week...

Roll on Monday.
 

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I once took a flight with ten grand's worth of coke on me...

Those airport vending machine prices are ridiculous.
 

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Just to let you know I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and I can honestly tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать Обожаю Владимира Путина!
 

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My son has a new hobby of collecting calculators and has managed to get over a hundred within a week...

It’s incredible how they add up.
 

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I always thought cesarean began with S. so I looked it up in the dictionary and found it in the C Section
 

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I always meant to have a go at prevarication...

But never got round to it.
 
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