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mickthestick

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Just found a hat with £21 in , I'm surprised the bloke sitting down playing the Guitar didn't see it before me
 

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A scientific study has discovered that certain Indian foods can help fight against certain cancers...

Keema therapy
 

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I'm a sex addict, although recently I've been doing cold turkey...

Until it occurred to me to warm it up in the microwave first.
 

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The wife said I do the worst impression of a beer can being opened...

Pfft.
 

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I've been offered a job at the local colonic irrigation clinic...

I knew something would turn up in the pipeline.
 

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Police called at my house today and confirmed it's ok to walk naked around my House but only on the inside in future
 

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I said to the wife this morning, "d'ya fancy a quickie or do ya want the full minute"
 

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Remembering all the people who said I would never amount to anything , that's what gets me up in the afternoon
 
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i asked a pretty, young homeless women if i could take her home. she smiled and said "yes". the look on her face soon changed however when i walked off with her cardboard box
 

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My fat wife said she would like to start experimenting in the bedroom, so I did what any good husband would do...

and bought her a chemistry Set.
 

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My landlord turned up this morning, and started lecturing me about how I need to keep the place cleaner...

I sent him away with a flea in his ear.
 
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