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mickthestick

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Mate of mines a Pilot and while he's been laid off he been helping me decorate , he's made a lovely job of the landing
 

spanky

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Before lockdown I used to have a problem with alcohol...

Now I love the stuff.
 

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Army sergeant to private "I didn't see you at my camouflage class this morning Jones",private "thank you sergeant".
 

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I've never paid for a lentil on my chest.
 

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"I'm looking forward to lockdown ending so that I can take my grandchildren to the park again."

Kylie (17) Glasgow
 

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The Welsh may only use 6 letters from the English alphabet but boy do they use those 6 letters.
 

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A shop assistant bravely fought off an armed robber using only a labelling gun...

Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
 
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