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The toothbrush was invented in Norfolk.

Anywhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush.
 

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Esmeralda: "Quasi, have you seen the wok?"

Quasimodo: "Ooh, are we having Chinese tonight?"

Esmeralda: "Don't be daft, I'm ironing your shirts."
 

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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products on their social media accounts?

That's as crazy as the discounts at Spanky's Furniture Emporium...
 

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Woke up this morning and decided I needed a more original opening line for my latest blues song.
 

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"Would you say I'm fat and ugly?". Said the Wife.

"Certainly, love; you're fat and ugly".
 

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My wife was getting ready for a night out when she called me upstairs , does my bum look big in this she asked ,I said well it is quite a small bedroom
 
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I'm delighted that this thread has made the journey from the dark side............
Never fails to make me laugh.
Tony
 

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A young lad came up to me yesterday and said Hey Mr do you like Elvis , I said sure yes a great singer ,did you ever meet him Mr , no son I didn't have that pleasure , never mind Mr won't be long now
 

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I'm delighted that this thread has made the journey from the dark side............
Never fails to make me laugh.
Tony

Thank you Tony.. I did have concerns about Trogg and his big red button, but so far so good!
 

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"Your driving is terrible," I said to my wife.

"Oh come on!" She protested, "It's not that bad!"

I just shook my head as I took a deep breath, got out of the car and swam to the surface.
 

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I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon.

I suppose that’s what happens when you cut corners.
 

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I've finally sorted out that annoying noise in the car

I opened the door and pushed her out
 

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As I lay on the couch, talking about my childhood and sobbing, I said, "Do you think I'm crazy?"

"Yes," replied the DFS sales assistant.
 
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