Sophia has just got married....

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and being a traditional young Italian women, she was still very innocent.
On her wedding night, they stayed at her mother's house, as she was very nervous.
But her mother put her arm around her and reassured her,
"Don't worry, Sophie, Luca's a very good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So she went upstairs to the bedroom, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother, who was preparing food in the kitchen and said,
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", said her mother,
"All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again to the bedroom. When she got there, Luca took off his trousers exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother in the kitchen
"Mama, Mama, Luca took off his trousers, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again, to the bedroom. Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he only had two and a half toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs, to her mother in the kitchen.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here' and stir the pasta", shouted
her mother.
"This' a job for Mama!"
 
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