Slightly rude joke. (Sorry fellow Welsh)

[Beebs]

Apologies to the Welsh in advance, but this one cracked me up when I heard it.


An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were walking through the hills in the Lake District when they came across a sheep with its head caught in a fence.

Being 'real' men with 'real' urges, they each thought aloud -

The Englishman pondered - "I wish that was Big Brenda, the beautiful buxom barmaid in The Rose and Crown with her head caught in there. I'd be ravaging her 'til her knees gave way and walk home humming Swing Low Sweet Chariots!!!!!"

The Scotsman scratched his chin and said - "I wish that Dirty Doris, the bike of the Borders, I'd be up behind her like a shot, and pleasure her 'til she passed out and stroll home singing Scotland The Brave."

The Welshman scratched his head and said "I wish it was dark!!"

 

[Dave]

ROFLMAO []



Dave

 

[teepee]

LOL beebs,[][][]

teepee.

 

[norm]

did he also wish he had wellies on and velcro gloves?

 

[Beebs]

quote:Originally posted by norm

did he also wish he had wellies on and velcro gloves?

But Norm, when you wear velcro gloves, you can't feel the beauty of their lovely warm fluffy wool. And wellies, well you've not met many obliging partners then. I suggest you rethink your foreplay technique.[][][][]

 

[Trogg]

hah thats not a rude welsh joke. (still funny though)

This is a rude welsh joke

A welshman is waling across the fields when he falls down a steep slope, as he hits the bottom a sharp wooden spike goes straight up his......Whats that Dian??.time for work..oh ok, sorry fellas work time so i've gotta go []


Alan

There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?

 

[angler-mark]

I wonder what missingphil would do [][][][]

Tight Lines

Mark

 

[esox.20]

We may never know Mark, we may never know????????

chill out go fishing

 

[Geoff P]

Nice one Steve

Geoff

Clean Banks Campaign member
Fishing Venues UK

 

[Larry]

good one steve

Anyone who stops learning is old.
Wether at 20 or 80.
Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
Cheer's Larry AKA as toma say's Shimano Man The Tackle Tart

 

[Triturus]

But you can't kiss 'em that way.

Neil

 

[Geoff P]

A welsh Joke

WALES and the word RUGBY in the same sentence.

Geoff

Clean Banks Campaign member
Fishing Venues UK

 

[Apache]

LOL and LOL

Tight Lines
Matt

http://www.heathlandsanglingclub.8m.com
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[Trogg]

Geoff

Now thats funny mate (unless you're welsh) []


Alan

There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?

 

[pjroberts31]

FOOTBALL god i'm proud to be WELSH

PJR31....

 

[Stu]

What do you call a Bloke with more than one Girlfriend? ....
a Philanderer



What do you call a welshman with more than one Girlfriend? ....





A Shepherd []

Stu

***L.U.F.C.***

 

[TINY]

After finishing much activity in the bedroom,the Welshman said
How was it for you darling?
The answer came back.....Baah Baaah
Sorry guys,it had to be done![][]

Andy.

 

[rob27]

Time for some payback methinks!![]

Three guys, one Welsh, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "FOOM" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Welshman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Welshman says, "Fill it up with water." []

 

[Geoff P]

Typical Welshman, can't even think of an original joke

Geoff

Clean Banks Campaign member
Fishing Venues UK

 

[TINY]

I`ll have you know Geoff,it`s damn hard to type a joke when you`re chasing sheep round the hillside on a quad bike[]

Andy.