Scousers!!!

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Peter

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Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a
motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker
stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells
them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls
but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but
is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his
delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.

The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back
with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage
to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the
driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really
late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester
Police pulls him up for speeding.

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies
with sarcasm " Scouse eggs".

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He
opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for
immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what
emergency he has that he requires so many officers.

"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and
the f#ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already."

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Peter

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Hi Dave,
Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humour naughty2.gif

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ROFLMAO

From a Tyke,


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ray

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not funny

dont give the antis any ammo, take your rubbish home.
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BRILL, VERY GOOD, MARVELOUS


tight lines.
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norm

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told the lads in the pub tonight and every one thought it was class
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paul mc

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you have got us scousers all wrong we are not thieves we are just opportunists

Anyway if the lorry was coming out of manchester it was probably already stolen.You know what those mancs are like LOL

Regards Paul Mc
 
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