Russian oil baron

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Barrie44

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some years ago, a Russian oil baron who had six children, all girls,
began to despair as he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of
his wives finally presented him with a son and heir.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and
said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for
you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane."
Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him United
Airlines.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the baron took him to one side.
"Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do
anything halfway, his father
bought him The Princess Cruise Lines.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the baron took him to one side.
"Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I
shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to
watch cartoons." Not wanting to look a cheapskate, his father bought him
Disney Studios and their theatres, where he watched all his favourite
cartoons.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the baron took him to one side.
"Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get
foryou. " His son, who was by now really into the Disney cartoons,
replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit." Not wanting to
appear to be tight, his father bought him Chelsea
Football club.[^]

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Great Joke,

Abramovich is like a kid in a sweet shop, i wonder what will happen to Chelsea when he gets bored.



Keep dry, and sharks wont get you
 
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