Riddled with guilt


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Dec 23, 2006
A man received the following text from his neighbour.

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but
that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody Auto spell!! Sorry Bob, the
second sentence should have said ‘your Wifi’."