Welcome to my worldThey do believe me as a doorman i have to check the loos every now n then and i've seen the pebble dashing!
I've even had one that just couldn't make it to the bog so he dropped his kegs and did it in the urinal..it went everywhere and stank the whole lot out...we had to close them till one of the bar staff had got protective gear on to go and clean it all down!
You have to be joking Chervil - We had a vegetarian BBQ once, they don't half squeal when you put them on to griddle."Despite Melton Mowbray's association with meat pies, a vegan pie was crowned supreme champion at the British Pie Awards, held in the town in March."
Well you kept that quiet @Scribe. I'm assuming you and @Dave will be tucking into these over the festive season. Although you will have to travel elsewhere to get yours.