Don't laugh . I used to work for the Royal Mail , and one day a " ladies toy" came through the post for a woman on my round .
The package was split at the top and it was obvious what is was .
Unfortunately it wouldn't go through the letterbox , she wasn't in , so I had to leave it with her next door neighbour .
I thought revenge is sweet, she had a doberman that didn't like postmen . I was hoping it would have gone through the letterbox then the dog would have had a new chew toy .