Reminds me of the story of a bloke who spent years perfecting an ice lolly that tastes like a fanny. After many years he thought he had sussed it, so took it to the patent office. The patent officer took one taste and said "Yeuk, it tastes like s**t" The bloke says "You're licking the wrong side".
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