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Arry

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Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.
* Sainsbury condoms. Making life taste better.
* Tesco Condoms. Every little helps.
* Nike Condoms. Just do it.
* Peugeot Condoms. The ride of your life.
* KFC Condoms. Finger Licking good.
* Minstrels Condoms. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
* Safeway Condoms. Lightening the load.
* Abbey National Condoms. Because life is complicated enough.
* Coca Cola Condoms. The real thing.
* Duracell Condoms. Keeps on going and going.
* Pringles Condoms. Once you pop, you cant stop.
* Burger King Condoms. Home of the Whopper.
* Goodyear Condoms. For a longer ride, go wide.
* Muller Light condoms. So much pleasure, but wheres the pain?
* Flash Condoms. Just sit back, relax and let flash, do the hard
work.
* Halford Condoms. We go the extra mile.
* Royal Mail Condoms. I saw this and thought of you.
* Andrex Condoms. Soft, strong and very very long.
* Renault Condoms. Size really does matter!
* Domestos Condoms. Gets right to the rim.
* Safe Style UK (Double Glazing). " I say you buy one. You get one
free"
* Heineken Condoms. Reaches parts that other condoms just
cannot reach.
* Carlsberg Condoms. Probably, the best condom in the world.
* Pepperami Condoms. Its a bit of an animal.
* Polo Condoms. The condom with the hole!! (Very poor seller !!)
* McDonalds Condoms. Im Lovin it!
* Everest Double Glazing Condoms. Buy the best, buy Everest.
 

Chervil

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Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.
* Sainsbury condoms. Making life taste better.
* Tesco Condoms. Every little helps.
* Nike Condoms. Just do it.
* Peugeot Condoms. The ride of your life.
* KFC Condoms. Finger Licking good.
* Minstrels Condoms. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
* Safeway Condoms. Lightening the load.
* Abbey National Condoms. Because life is complicated enough.
* Coca Cola Condoms. The real thing.
* Duracell Condoms. Keeps on going and going.
* Pringles Condoms. Once you pop, you cant stop.
* Burger King Condoms. Home of the Whopper.
* Goodyear Condoms. For a longer ride, go wide.
* Muller Light condoms. So much pleasure, but wheres the pain?
* Flash Condoms. Just sit back, relax and let flash, do the hard
work.
* Halford Condoms. We go the extra mile.
* Royal Mail Condoms. I saw this and thought of you.
* Andrex Condoms. Soft, strong and very very long.
* Renault Condoms. Size really does matter!
* Domestos Condoms. Gets right to the rim.
* Safe Style UK (Double Glazing). " I say you buy one. You get one
free"
* Heineken Condoms. Reaches parts that other condoms just
cannot reach.
* Carlsberg Condoms. Probably, the best condom in the world.
* Pepperami Condoms. Its a bit of an animal.
* Polo Condoms. The condom with the hole!! (Very poor seller !!)
* McDonalds Condoms. Im Lovin it!
* Everest Double Glazing Condoms. Buy the best, buy Everest.
What about the Guru ones?
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david white

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Maggotdrowners condoms. a years subscription for just £10
Anglers condoms. it was ✋🏻..................🤚🏻that big
Bankside etiquette condoms leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos 😇
 
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