Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says:
"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couln't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty I could bend it about forty-five degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."
"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couln't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty I could bend it about forty-five degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."
