Part two of groaners of the day

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Sharky

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Thank for the vote of confidence Ken. Find below some more groaners.

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !

What did the sardine call the submarine ?
A can of people !
What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
You can't tuna fish !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?A beer-a-cuda !
Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?Billy the Squid !
What happened to the cold jellyfish ?It set !
What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
A blue whale !
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
On squid row !
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
Monkfish !
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid !
 

scouse_lee

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aaawwww they hurt..(and i aint laughin)

a bad day's fishing is better than a good day at work
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