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scouse_lee

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a rich american, ponders on leaving something behind for charity so when he dies he will be remembered.

having thought for awhile he decided on a painting, so he asks an artist to come visit him,
after discussing the project he decides that he does not want himself painted but would like something trully american...

the artists thinks what about general custers last stand..

the american thinks great a lsating monument amout the stance for freedom and a great american hero
so he commisions the artist to paint it...

after a few weeks the artist tell the american that he's still not finished and it would take a couple of months..

months go buy and the rich american goes to visit the artist,
finally he has finish and as the rich american walks into the room he see's the great big frame cover with cloth..

the artist asks the american if he's ready.
yes says the american and the artist puuls back the cloth to reveal his masterpiece.......

wots this screams the american..
and on the painting he see's all the red indain naked having sex around this huge mackeral with a halo..................

the artist explains this is general custetrs last stand,
how you work that out says the american..

its his famous last words..................................
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HOLY MACKERAL LOOK AT ALL THOSE FCKING INDIANS

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[V] Has tobe the worse joke I have ever seen on here. BOOOOOO [V]

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Go to the bottom of the class scouse_lee [xx(]

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scouse_lee

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Yeah you say that now but we all know you'll be down the pub later making yourselfs look good with my jokes........

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Hell, even I wouldn't tell that one... And thats sayin' summat' [:D]



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come on Lee did Ken send that one to you to post while he's away![:D]


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Non-existant I think PJR

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scouse_lee

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piddle off the lot of ya.....its the way i tell just cos you lot cant read it propley...............

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Norms being nice for once scouse_lee [:p]
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Trying to save your feelings [8D]
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Just re-read it and I nearly deleted it for being so bad [:D]

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Well I liked it. [8D]

I think most of you guys have all your taste in your mouth. [:p]

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scouse_lee

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thats 2, well done newt (ian rush)

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