Painful Vasectomy's

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mouse77

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I'm after peoples stories about anyone they know who has had a very bad experience whilst having a Vasectomy.

Can anyone help?
 

The Makem

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I've heard that two bricks hurt like bloody hell [:p][:p] when bashed over the family jewels [:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
 

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What I think you are asking here Mouse is someone close and dear to you has asked you to have one maybe?
 

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Double pain if you also get your thumbs in the way[xx(]

Originally posted by The Makem

I've heard that two bricks hurt like bloody hell [:p][:p] when bashed over the family jewels [:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
 

Dai Fish

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Mine was virtually painless after I grabbed the surgeons nuts in my hand and said we are not going to hurt each other are we, no problem after that so cant help you I am afraid lol
 

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No problem for me either. A bit uncomfortable, but no pain.


oh except the anaesthetic injections which hurt like hell.

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Stu

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Painless for me.

The wife has been done [8D]

She has had 3 kids all born by section so the hospital advised her to be steralised. I jumped at the chance.

My reasoning was while she was cut open for the birth, they may as well sort her tubes out at the same time.[:D]
 

Isaak

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The only part that rankled was when the surgeon, with a grin in his eye, pumped up the needle and said "just a little prick."
 

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its not as painfull as my mate who tried cutting his finger nails ..............with a chop saw

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bazw

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yep you can just see where its skimmed them a bit on the left finger ,, btw he might want to put a bandage on that cut , health and safety will never stand for some one bleeding at work , could pass on an infection you know [:)]
 

mouse77

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Its not me...i've already been seen too...its a lad on TA who's sh1tting himself so i just wanted to reassure him with a few horror stories.
 

Bill G

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benji you say you havent got the balls to get it done
no balls or no balls lol[:D]
 

EvilD

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Had mine done at the local surgery dr gave me load of drugs to take a hour before i had it done to mellow me out.
Went in didnt care about it to spaced Injections didnt hurt was ok till numbness wore off then the dog jumped on me n i cried liek a girl,

PS had to wear Y-Fronts for a week or so n walked like john wayne too
 

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Forget having it done - have it un-done if you want a real experience eyepop.gif

Geesh, it felt like someone had tied my jewels to my tonsils and everytime I breathed they'd pull up against my chest bone
And it didn't chuffing work afterall [B)]
 

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tell your mate to wear some swim trunks after for support,it works a treat.i watched em do mine,it never hurt a bit and was fine after a week.mind you i've seen some lads with a pair of linford christie lookalikes after there's so tell him it'll kill him.[:)]
 

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Just a bit uncomfortable, wear trunks to keep the swelling down or boxers to not [:)]

Just be aware that your nut sack will fill with blood so when it comes to the first emptying don't wipe it on the curtains [:D]
 

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When I had mine, they stuck the needle in my left knacker. Then I got told off by the nurse for swearing... the cow. After a couple of minutes of fiddling, the doctor said, "Right Fugly, half way there, do you want the other one done" I thought, Well, it's frozen anyway "Oh go on then". Suddenly, a needle went in my right knacker.... I am not afraid to say.... I missed the rest of it... out like a light.
 
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