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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

The flight attendant noticed his predicament.
"Sir, she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought.

Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile
scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a Restroom, it is tender
loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait
to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital. He opened hiseyes to
see a nurse,looking down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What he exclaimed. "You pushed on too many
buttons," replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.


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iobrien2002

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you can just feel it wen u read

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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PAINFULL! lol

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ken age 63

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lol,on the same fight the pilot came on the intercom,and hoped the flight had been ok for every one and that they would be landing in chicago in forty five minutes,well he forgot to turn the intercom off,and the second pilot said to the pilot, what you going to do when we land skip,, the pilot said,the first thing im going to dois have a rubbish,then you know that new red head stewardess,well im going to wine and dine her and give her a night of plesure she will never forget,well the steward ess was right at the back of the plane ,so she run down the ilse as fast as she could,but triped over a old ladies walking stick,the old lady said ,no need to run love he's going to have a rubbish first,

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