Oooh dear😐

Godber

Priapism! ladies?
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SWMBO: "There's something very smelly near the tumble dryer, (in the garage) smells like a dead animal, it stinks"

Me: *thinks, thats where l keep all my bait tubs, oops*😬 "Ok love, might be a dead rat or bird or summat, l'll have a look" IMG_20210226_140642.jpg
 

TrickyD

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Blame it on the cat, if you don't have a cat, thank heavens for small mercies and blame it on the neighbours cat.
 

Dave Spence

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Put them in her liquidiser, great groundbait additive 😎
 

Silverfisher

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I bought some maggots about 10-11 days ago and 3 sessions in they are mostly still looking good but the odd caster has appeared yet somehow my grandad is still fishing with maggots that I bought him before Christmas without a caster in sight!
 

danny_glover09

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When I lived at me parents my mum got sick to death of fruit flies and couldn't get rid of them. Told her I didn't have any bait left so it couldn't have been from me... A few weeks later I was sorting my stuff out and came across some sweetcorn I forgot I had. It was covered in flies. I got rid of it all sharpish
 
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