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Sep 30, 2005
A middle aged woman talking to her friend....

"I havn't had a boyfriend in years you know, I cant understand it, I mean It's not like I'm ugly"....

"Listen, I've been friends with you for a long time now, I'm afraid to say that it probably has something to do with the fact that you smell of onions" came the reply.

"Well what can I do about it, I've tried everything!".

Depressed, she goes home. Later that day she receives a phone call from her mate inviting her to a speed dating night. She goes and meets a nice bloke who asks her out on a date.

During their night out she can't beleive her luck, when he tells her that he has this problem since childhood of having no sense of smell.

"Desperate not to loose this bloke, she invites him back to her place for coffee.

No sooner are they through the front door, she pounces on him, showering him with kisses, he immediately returns the favour kissing her all over, when suddenly he stops and asks "Do you know it smells of Onions down Here?"

"How do you know, she gasps... You have no sense of smell?"

"Yeah i konw, but my eyes are watering"....
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