One for the mechanics....

[Browner]

Have you tried WD40 or Duck Tape. They seem to be the solution to most mechanical problems.

 

[Peter]

One positive, Dave's noticeable lean to one side should improve as there will be a considerable lightening of the wallet in his side pocket.

 

[Total]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SITE SUPPORTERS FEE GOING UP TO £25!!!

Did you notice how quiet the site went when you said the above?.....The Welsh fees are going to be £50!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Have you tried WD40 or Duck Tape. They seem to be the solution to most mechanical problems.

If that’s not working a strategic placed zip tie

 

[Total]

One positive, Dave's noticeable lean to one side should improve as there will be a considerable lightening of the wallet in his side pocket.

He won't need two belts to hold his kecks up then?

 

[Dave]

I'm making notes for the future

 

[Total]

I'm making notes for the future

A go fund me page?

 

[Dave]

£5,000 and interest accruing by the minute

 

[Peter]

Well Dave "T" did say she fancied an Evoque, so that's Christmas sorted then.

 

[OldTaff]

One positive, Dave's noticeable lean to one side should improve as there will be a considerable lightening of the wallet in his side pocket.

You won’t be getting a nugget out of him anytime soon

 

[Dave]

I've seen the photos @nick_gilbert posted of his wife's three year old Evoque - I'll give them a miss

 

[OldTaff]

No but I tried to sort her a hire car out and nothing under £400 for a week

I only wanted to hire one, not buy it lol

Flippin heck Dave - we bought a Citroen C3 for £400 and ran it for 6yrs and then still sold it on for £300, it only cost us fuel and tyres in all that time.

If it looks like taking a while go for a cheap and cheerful that you can sell again once the beemer is back on the road.

 

[Total]

You won’t be getting a nugget out of him anytime soon

Our Peter has got a special spanner for that....

 

[OldTaff]

Our Peter has got a special spanner for that....

Dave might need that very spanner for the car

 

[Total]

Dave might need that very spanner for the car

I wouldn't let him loose with a spanner..........Have you seen what he's done to the rear of that house?

 

[OldTaff]

I wouldn't let him loose with a spanner..........Have you seen what he's done to the rear of that house?

No but I am now very intrigued ………

 

[Total]

No but I am now very intrigued ………

https://www.maggotdrowning.com/forums/threads/post-a-random-image-2.225251/page-444#post-2850637

 

[warrington63]

GREGGS GO INTO LIQUIDATION DUE TO BMW REPAIR COSTS.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I've seen the photos @nick_gilbert posted of his wife's three year old Evoque - I'll give them a miss

Wise decision ingenium engine is giving a lot of issues, and the electrics are a whole extra section in themselves.

 

[Yosemite Sam]

He won't need two belts to hold his kecks up then?

That or the increase in fees will go towards more Pork pies and extremely large breakfasts