OMG - I'm a Victim :o

Phoenixicus

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Might want to think again as it has some truth in it

"You саn visit the pоlice stаtiоn but nobody can help you. "
 

Dave

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I could always wang my member on the police station's reception desk and ask them to compare the evidence :D
 

Phoenixicus

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"I could always wang my member on the police station's reception desk and ask them to compare the evidence"

Why not?, micro-forensics techniques are bloody marvellous these days :D:D
CSI: Yorkistan
 

warrington63

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Can imagine the Sergeant saying " you found that son? looks like a cock but smaller " ;):p
Or " Constable .. have we still got that bait box to put this in ?" :D
Or " Feckin Hell.. another one who undoes five buttons on his fly when one would do " :D
 

Wise Owl

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Now Now online abuse dont you think he's been through enough, the wanting money would have put him in a spin ;) Takes it like a star though no Dark clouds Looming over Daves Head :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Phoenixicus

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Out of spite at having to hand back Peter must have tipped them off that Dave had come into money.
 

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"On a serious note, i wonder how many fall for it and pay up ? "

I don't know but I can ring my new friend Pinky Umboko and ask him if you want
 

ukzero1

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Another one that brags in the bogs about holding it with 4 fingers and a thumb, but actually wee's on 3 of 'em. :whistle:
 

groundhog

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I only have one question dave mate, which bit of which coin is it he wants?,so I know which bit to chisel off and how big is the bit he want's?.
 
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