OMG - I'm a Victim :o

[Phoenixicus]

Might want to think again as it has some truth in it

"You саn visit the pоlice stаtiоn but nobody can help you. "

 

[Dave]

I could always wang my member on the police station's reception desk and ask them to compare the evidence

 

[Wise Owl]

Stood on a chair

 

[Phoenixicus]

"I could always wang my member on the police station's reception desk and ask them to compare the evidence"

Why not?, micro-forensics techniques are bloody marvellous these days
CSI: Yorkistan

 

[Wise Owl]

Can imagine the Sergeant saying " you found that son? looks like a cock but smaller "

 

[warrington63]

Can imagine the Sergeant saying " you found that son? looks like a cock but smaller "

Or " Constable .. have we still got that bait box to put this in ?"
Or " Feckin Hell.. another one who undoes five buttons on his fly when one would do "

 

[Dave]

Haha - I'm soo offended

 

[Wise Owl]

Now Now online abuse dont you think he's been through enough, the wanting money would have put him in a spin Takes it like a star though no Dark clouds Looming over Daves Head

 

[Wise Owl]

On a serious note, i wonder how many fall for it and pay up ?

 

[Phoenixicus]

Out of spite at having to hand back Peter must have tipped them off that Dave had come into money.

 

[Phoenixicus]

"On a serious note, i wonder how many fall for it and pay up ? "

I don't know but I can ring my new friend Pinky Umboko and ask him if you want

 

[Dave]

I've already started saving

 

[paulstep]

Onanism.

I'm just off for a quick onaniate doesn't trip of the tongue.

 

[Dave]

Only if you're a Yoga expert

 

[ukzero1]

Another one that brags in the bogs about holding it with 4 fingers and a thumb, but actually wee's on 3 of 'em.

 

[groundhog]

I only have one question dave mate, which bit of which coin is it he wants?,so I know which bit to chisel off and how big is the bit he want's?.

 

[dry nets]

No video as yet,, you haven’t paid up have you??