Oh To Be 12 Again

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glyn

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A man
was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing
his wife, looking at herself in the
mirror.
Since
her birthday was not far off
he asked
what she'd like to have for her
Birthday.

'I'd like to be twelve
again', she replied, still looking in the
mirror.

On the morning of her
Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,

and then
took her to Alton Towers theme park.

What a
day!

He put her on every ride in
the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew,

the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was..

Five hours later they
staggered out of the theme
park.


Her head was reeling and
her stomach felt upside
down.

He then took her to a Mc
Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and
a chocolate shake.
Then it
was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her
favourite sweets......M&M's.

What a
fabulous
adventure!



Finally
she wobbled home with her
husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He
leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked,

'Well
Dear, what was it like being twelve
again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and
her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant
my dress size, you retard!!!!'


The moral of the story:


Even when
a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.
 
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