Offensive to Dutchmen & Welchmen - LOL

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It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic."

"Well," answered the Priest, "That's no a sin."

"But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question."

"What is it son?"

"Do I now have to tell him the war is over?"

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A Welch boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play.

"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"

The boy says "I play the part of the Welch husband!"

The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."


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