Not sure how we're going to cope

[spanky]

More here: UK faces shortage of FAKE TAN over winter due to supply problems

If any of you guys are as worried about this as I am, please drop me a PM and we can look at setting up some form of support group to get us through the Christmas party season

Hugs and kisses to you all

 

[ukzero1]

Oh well, there's always the sun lamps to fall back on. Oh, hang on..price of leccy going up. NOOOoooo... . Now I need to see my 'shrink' and ask him if tan boot polish will work.

 

[spanky]

Oh well, there's always the sun lamps to fall back on. Oh, hang on..price of leccy going up. NOOOoooo... . Now I need to see my 'shrink' and ask him if tan boot polish will work.

Tea bags and gravy granules were the preferred method during WW2 - don't give up hope mate, we're all here for you

 

[RedhillPhil]

Bisto bath. Twenty minute soak and you're good to go.

 

[Tristar]

Or save the environment and water and don't bath or shower. Go for the natural look.

 

[BarryS]

On a tangential topic............I have read that suntan lotion is illegal in Thailand. really weird but true .look it up .

 

[Zerkalo]

There will be riots in Costa Del Solihull.

 

[Tristar]

If no fake tan is available then just paint your ass white.

 

[spanky]

Or save the environment and water and don't bath or shower. Go for the natural look.

I'm not sure the rest of the world is ready for that right now, or anytime really.

 

[spanky]

If no fake tan is available then just paint your ass white.

Thanks, that's a mental picture I didn't want today.

 

[spanky]

Bisto bath. Twenty minute soak and you're good to go.

Goes nice with meat and two veg

 

[tonerain]

The final of "Strictly Come Dancing" has been cancelled.

 

[Lee Richards]

Can you buy cordless irons?

 

[warrington63]

Ask @ukzero1 if he has any spare brown sauce

 

[ukzero1]

Or save the environment and water and don't bath or shower. Go for the natural look.

And natural smell.

 

[ukzero1]

Can you buy cordless irons?

Yep....

 

[ukzero1]

Ask @ukzero1 if he has any spare brown sauce

I'm pleading the 5th.

 

[Lee Richards]

Thanks Pete.
As you seem clued up should you use the spray thing and the steam thing or use separately?

 

[Dave Spence]

Chrysodine worked for us back in the day

 

[Tristar]

Thanks, that's a mental picture I didn't want today.

Cheeky