News: Mine explodes in pond ...

[Dave]

Just in::

Fishing pensioners shocked as mine explodes in pond

Two Dutch pensioners had a shock when the pond they were fishing in exploded.

A German mine blew up after lying unnoticed in the water since the Second World War.

Joost Westdorp and Sjuul Eerdmans were unharmed, but say the water rose 100 metres into the air and they were showered with dead fish.

The banks of the pond in Enschede were left littered with bits of carp, perch and pike.

Army bomb disposal experts investigated and found the device had been a German mine with four kilos of explosive.

De Telegraaf newspaper reports the experts think the metal shield over the explosives had rusted through, causing it to go off.




Eeeks, Dave

 

[Polepot]

I take it Trev is still in Americas LOL

Poles

 

[teepee]

what do you expect when you fish the bomb rod!!!!!
or the explosive feeder!!!!
or dynamite baits new ground bait!!!!
or use an atomiser!!!!


teepee.

 

[Trogg]

It was mine (mine geddit?)

See Dave told you i could get a fish on the bank (oops)

"ve have vays of making you catch ya?"

Alan
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Edited by - Trogg on 13 May 2002 9:45:54 PM

 

[Dave]

It makes you wonder how many unexploded devices are left lying in the silt of lakes though.

Many moons ago I helped in a netting operation with the YWA on one of Nostel Priory's Lakes and when the net was finally gathered in one of the lads saw what he thought was a gas bottle, it turned out to be a bomb that had been dropped during WW2.
You have never seen so many people leg it so quickly as on that day

The bomb squad were called and they eventually removed it.

Dave

 

[Peter]

quote:"ve have vays of making you catch ya?"

Oh Alan i hope you are not being Zenophobic,Carefull MC might be lurking

quote:See Dave told you i could get a fish on the bank (oops)

In one piece,not as a piscatorial jigsaw puzzle.

Peter.

Make Friends,Go Maggotdrowning.

 

[Trogg]

OI I DO THE BLOODY P**S TAKING ON HERE PAL NOT YOU!!!
Ruddy amatures

Alan
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[Dave]

Peter as you can see by Alan's profile pic it's right - he is the one who takes the P##S. That carp in his arms was one that he was helping to stock, lol.

I have heard that the only good thing that Alan can do on a bank is make a fry-up

lol

Dave

 

[Trogg]

Ha see thats where you're wrong oh great & mighty leader (yeah right!!) that carp is in fact a cunningly disguised mine that is to be released along with others & when the time is right i shall strike & take over the world (insert manical type laughter here)

As you see fit to take the p*ss outta me you can forget about a fry up on the bank for you sunshine yah boo & sucks to you, so there

Alan
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[Trogg]

One last thing as its now 22:35 & i have been at work since just after 5am & didn't finish till 21:00 i'm now going to bed so behave eh lads

G'night


Alan
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[martin.]

hi dave , alan &peter
the big bang must have done something
3 mods posting in a row it must have been loud

tight lines.
martin.

 

[Dave]

Awww go onnn, I didn't mean what I said, please don't deny me a fry-up I can still taste the last one you did,

Sleep tight and hope the bed bugs bite, mate

Regards, Dave

 

[Dave]

Martin,

I'm more worried about the effect it might have had on Alan

LOL, Dave

 

[Peter]

OOH ERR MISSUS,
Has he gone now?????????????

Peter.

Make Friends,Go Maggotdrowning.

 

[Dave]

It's all gone quiet now Peter and the lights are still on, he must be tucked up in bed with his teddy now getting his beauty sleep.

I never said anything about him needing to hibernate, it wasn't me no siree, lol

Dave

 

[Peter]

OOOPS,
Just remembered Dave.........Trogg suffers with INSOMNIA

Peter.

Make Friends,Go Maggotdrowning.

 

[Dave]

Oh Gawd Peter, you mean he might stillbe watching??

Quick switch to the powers of 'Administrator' lol

I'm all right now Jack, lol

Dave

 

[Trogg]

Told you before Dave

Just cos i ain't posting it doesn't mean i'm not watching !

(Oh BTW i'm going to work at 13:30 so you'll be safe(ish))

Alan
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